February 2012
98 posts
Watchyourbroham:
maddyrewound:
“Sit your whore ass down”
omg lol
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
Counting my money
expectations:
reality:
Watchbreak-all-the-rules-xo:
So fucking cute
Can somebody please have a crush on me.
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
hmuifyoureblack:
I went to school for like 900 years and I still don’t know how to start a conversation
